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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Drug Search
	Date:	11/13/2010 11:12:01 PM

A DEA agent shows up unannounced at a GA mountain farm and informs the old farmer that he is from the DEA and has a warrent to search each farm in the valley for illegally grown drugs. The farmer welcomes him and say it is fine for him to go anywhere on the farm except for the field just to the north of the barn. The agent goes sullen. He pulls out his wallet and flashes a badge saying "Look here old man, see this badge, it says I am an agent of the Drug Enforcement Administration and this badge means as long as I have the proper court issued warrent I am authorized to look any place I want whether you like it or not!!" The farmer apologizes and says the man can go wherever he wants.

Of course the agent immediately heads for the field north of the barn and the farmer chuckles and goes back to his business of being a farmer. After 8 or 10 minutes he hears shouts and screams of "NO NO, HELP, PLEASE HELP!!" He runs out of the barn and sees the DEA agent running across the field with the farmer's prize bull about 30' behind and rapidly gaining. The farmer cries out "YOUR BADGE MAN, SHOW'IM YOUR BADGE"!!

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