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architect
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The visit
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12/5/2010 11:24:09 AM
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Mary had just gotten out of the shower one Saturday morning when the doorbell rings. She throws on a robe and goes to the door. The man waiting says "Good morning, I'm Greg. Is your husdand Mark in?" "No, he's run to the hardware store. Is he expecting you?" she asks. He replies that he doesn't have an appointment but that they are friends and he is sure Mark will be glad to see him. She invites him to come in and wait. He sits down while Mary goes to get coffee. They sit drinking the coffee in silence. Finally Greg says "Mark is really lucky to have someone as lovely as you for a wife. I know you will think badly of me, but I can't help myself. You have a beautiful body and I would be glad to pay you $100 for just a quick look." Mary is a bit shocked, but since she and Mark constantly argued about money and spending, she decide to grab the chance to get a cash reserve for herself. She stands up and opens her robe for about 5 seconds. Greg looks with admiration and gives her a $100 bill. After a few minutes more of awkward silence, Greg speaks again "mary that was wonderful, I would love to actually touch you in a couple of areas and would pay $200 for the chance." Mary figures what the heck, she's gone this far and could sure use the money. She stands and opens her robe again. Greg gently touches her for a brief moment, hands her $200 and sits back down. After a few more minutes of silence Greg announces "Well I need to go because I have another appointment, tell Mark I'm sorry to have missed him". He kisses her cheek and walks out.
About 10 minutes later Mark arrives back home. Mary says "Your friend Greg was just here but had to leave." Mark replies "Well I hope the moocher left the $300 bucks he owes me!"
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