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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Checking in to heaven
	Date:	12/6/2010 7:34:50 PM

Most people are not aware that all arrivals to heaven must go through a bureaucratic maze of examinations to determine whether admission will be granted. One room has a clerk who inputs into the computer records what each applicant did on his or her last day of life.

The 1st applicant of the day explains that his last day was not a good one. "I came home early and found my wife in bed in a state of undress. She claimed she had just gotten out of the shower but her hair was dry and so was the shower. I knew she was up to some hanky-panky and started to look for her lover. I went out on our 9th floor balcony and found the jerk hanging on the rail by his finger tips. I was so mad that I grabbed a flower pot and bashed his finger. He let go but survived because an awning slowed his fall an he landed in a group of bushes. I ran back inside and with super human strength hauled our antique cedar chest to the balcony and threw it over the rail, it hit Casanova and crushed him. At this point,the stress got to me and I suffered a massive heart attack and here I am." The clerk thanked him and sent him along to the next office.

The 2d applicant said his last day was the worst of his life. "I was on the roof of an apartment building working on the AC. I stumbled on my tool bag and fell over the parapet. Luckily I managed to grab a balcony rail on the 9th floor, but some nut ran out and started pounding on my fingers. I had to let go but survived when I hit an awning and growth of bushes. To my horror I looked up to see this huge chest fallin toward me. It crushes me so thats why I'm here." The clerk, with applicant 1 in mind, can't help but laugh. He sends the man to the next office.

Applicant 3 enters to find the clerk still chuckling. He offers an apology and explains "It's hard to imagine anyone topping that fellows bad luck." "Oh I don't know" replies number 3, "picture this, here I am buck nekked hidin in this old cedar chest........"

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Checking in to heaven - architect - 12/6/2010 7:34:50 PM

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