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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Some things to ponder
	Date:	1/24/2011 7:48:47 PM

1/   What might you call those people who shell out $2.50 for a little bottle of Evian Water? Well what happens when you spell Evian backward?

2/   Isn't putting a smoking area in a restaurant the same as putting a peeing section in a pool?

3/   The Jacksonville Jaguars are called the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are called the "Bucs". What should we call the Tennessee Titans?

4/   If 3 out of 5 people suffer from hemorrhoids, are we to assume that 2 out of 5 people enjoy them?

5/   Religious truths include:
Jews do not recognize Jesus as Messiah.
Protestants do not recognize the authorithy of the Pope.
Baptists do not recognize each other in a liquor store.

6/   People from Poland are called Poles. Why aren't people from Holland called Holes?

7/   Why do croutons need to be in airtight packages? Aren't they already stale bread?

8/   If a piano player is a pianist, shouldn't a race car driver be a racist?

9/   44 is pronounced forty-four and 77 pronounced seventy-seven etc, why isn't 11 pronounced onety-one?

10/ If Fed Ex and UPS merged would the new company be Fed UP?

11/ If a driver is bald, what does his license say in the place marked for "hair color"?

12/ One year old American children are fed with very small forks and spoons. Are Chinese one year olds fed with toothpicks?

13/ Why do they put pictures of criminals in Post Offices? Do they think we want to send them a letter?

14/ If we are put on earth to help others, what are the others supposed to do?

15/ Most people don't learn to cuss until they learn to drive.

16/ Just think of how much faster the speed of lightning would be if it didn't take a zig-zag route.

17/ If a cow laughs too hard does she spew milk out her nose?

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