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Name:
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HubCap
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Subject:
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Colonoscopy
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Date:
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1/25/2011 6:38:19 AM
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Colonoscopy
All the organs of the body were having a meeting,
trying to decide who was the one in charge.
"I should be in charge," said the
brain
, "Because I run all the body's systems, so without me nothing would happen."
"I should be in charge," said the
blood
, "Because I circulate oxygen all over so without me you'd all waste away."
"I should be in charge," said the
stomach
," Because I process food and give all of you energy."
"I should be in charge," said the
legs
, "because I carry the body wherever it needs to go."
"I should be in charge," said the
eyes
, "Because I allow the body to see where it goes."
"I should be in charge," said the
rectum,
"Because I'm responsible for waste removal."
All the other
body parts
laughed at the rectum
and insulted him,
so in a huff, he shut down tight.
Within a few days, the
brain
had a terrible headache,
the
stomach
was bloated,
the
legs
got wobbly,
the
eyes
got watery,
and the
blood
was toxic.
They all decided that the rectum should be the boss
.
The Moral of the story?
Even though the others do all the work...
The a** hole is usually in charge
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