The Girl Lodger 
 
 

 
A Scottish couple took in an 18-year-old girl as a lodger. She asked if she could 
have a bath, but the woman of the house told her they didn't have a bath, 
although if she wanted to, she could use a tin bath in front of the fire. 
 
 
 
 
 
"Monday's the best night, when my husband goes out to darts," she said. 
 
 
 
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday. 
 
 
 
After her husband had gone to the pub for his darts match, the woman filled the 
bath and watched the girl get undressed. She was surprised to see that the lass 
didn't have any pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he came home. 
He didn't believe her, so she said: "Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a 
little early and wait in the back garden. I'll leave a gap in the curtains so 
you can see for yourself." 
 
 
 
So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife asked: "Do 
you  shave?" 
 
 
 
 
"No," replied the girl. "I've just never grown any hair down there. Do you have 
hair?" 
 
 
 
"Oh, yes," said the woman, and she pulled up her nightdress and showed the girl 
that she was really generously endowed in the hair department.....very 
generously indeed. 
 
 
 
The girl finished her bath and went to bed. 
 
 
Later that night, when the husband came in, the wife asked him, "Did you see 
it?" 
 
 
 
"Yes," he said, "but why the 
 
 
hell did you have to show her yours." 
 
 
 
 
"Why ever are you worried about that?" she said. "You've seen it often enough 
before." 
 
 
 
 
"I know," he said, "but the darts team hadn't!" 
> A tough looking biker was riding his Harley 
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> when he sees a girl about to Jump off a bridge 
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> so he stops. 
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> "What are you doing?" he asks. 
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> "I'm going to commit a suicide," she says. 
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> While he did not want to appear insensitive, he 
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> didn't want to miss an opportunity and he asked, 
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> "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?" 
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> So, she does. 
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> After she's finished the biker says, "Wow! That was 
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> the best kiss I have ever had! That's a real talent 
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> you are wasting! You could be famous! Why are you 
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> committing suicide?" 
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> "My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl....."