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HubCap
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EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
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2/10/2011 8:25:24 AM
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> >>>>>EVE'S SIDE OF THE STORY
> >>>>>
> >>>>>
> >>>>>After three Weeks in the Garden of Eden, God came to visit Eve. "So,
> >>>>>how is
> >>>>>everything going?" inquired God.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> "It is all so beautiful, God," she replied. "The sunrises and sunsets
> >>>>> are
> >>>>>breathtaking, the smells, the sights, everything is wonderful, but I
> >>>>>have just
> >>>>>one problem.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> It's these breasts you have given me. The middle one pushes the other
> >>>>> two out
> >>>>>and I am constantly knocking them with my arms, catching them on
> >>>>>branches and
> >>>>>snagging them on bushes. They're a real pain."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>And Eve went on to tell God that since many other parts of her body
> >>>>>came in
> >>>>>pairs, such as her limbs, eyes, ears, etc. She felt that having only
> >>>>>two
> >>>>>breasts might leave her body more "symmetrically balanced".
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"That's a fair point," replied God, "But it was my first shot at this,
> >>>>>you
> >>>>>know. I gave the animals six breasts, so I figured that you needed only
> >>>>>half of
> >>>>>those, but I see that you are right. I will fix it up right away."
> >>>>>
> >>>>>And God reached down, removed the middle breast and tossed it into the
> >>bushes.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Three weeks passed and God once again visited Eve in the Garden of
> >>>>>Eden.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Well, Eve, how is my favorite creation?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>"Just fantastic," she replied, "But for one oversight. You see, all the
> >>>>>animals
> >>>>>are paired off. The ewe has a ram and the cow has her bull. All the
> >>>>>animals have
> >>>>>a mate except
> >>>>>me. I feel so alone. "
> >>>>>
> >>>>>God thought for a moment and said, "You know, Eve, you are right. How
> >>>>>could I
> >>>>>have overlooked this? You do need a mate and I will immediately create
> >>>>>a man
> >>>>>from a part of you.
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Let's see....where did I put that useless boob?"
> >>>>>
> >>>>>Now doesn't THAT make more sense than all that crap about the rib?
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