Jokes: Govument Job..........
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rude evin
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Govument Job..........
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3/1/2011 10:23:54 AM
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A guy goes to the post office to apply for a job
The interviewer asked him "are you allergic to anything?"
He replies "Yes, caffeine. I can't drink coffee."
"Ok, Have you ever been in the military service?"
"Yes" he says, "I was in Iraq for one tour."
The interviewer says, "That will give you 5 extra points toward employment."
Then he asked "Are you disabled in any way?"
The guy says, "Yes, a bomb exploded near me and I lost both test-ti-cles"
The interviewer grimaces and then says, "Okay, You've got enough points for me to hire you right now.
Our normal hours are from 8 am to 4 pm. You can start tomorrow at 10 am and plan on starting at 10 am every day."
The guy is puzzled and asked, "If the work hours are from 8 am to 4 pm, why don't you want me here until 10 am?"
"This is a goverment job", the interviewer says, "For the first two hours, we just stand around drinking coffee and scratching our bulls. No point in you coming in for that."
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