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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Viagra
	Date:	3/5/2011 11:17:32 AM

An older woman goes to her doctor and tells him in confidence that she hopes to revive her husband's interest in sex. The doctor says he will write her a Rx for viagra. The woman says no way, her husband will not take any drug, not even an asperin when he has a headache. Doc tells her to put it in his coffee, he won't even be aware he is taking it. She agrees and tells him she will give it a try and call him in a few days to let him know the results.

Three days later she calls and tells the doctor. "Oh Lord, doctor, I did what you suggested and it was an absolute disaster! I put it in his coffee this morning at breakfast and it had an immediate effect. He jumped to his feet removing his clothes. He ripped off my dress and pushed all the utinsils and plates off the table and pushed me down on the table and had his way with me right there. It was terrible!"

"Well" says the doctor, "that is an unusual reaction but not entirely unheard of. Why are you so disturbed? Was the sex painful or degrading in some way?"

"oh no doctor" she replies " it was the most fantastic love making I've experienced in 30 years, but I will never again be able to show my face in our neighborhood McDonalds!"

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