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Name:
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HubCap
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A lawyer and a senior citizen
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4/5/2011 7:58:54 AM
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> > > > The best antiques are old friends > > > > > > A lawyer and a senior citizen are sitting next to each other on a long > flight. > > > The lawyer is thinking that seniors are so dumb that he could get one over on > them easily. > > > > > So, the lawyer asks if the senior would like to play a fun game. > > > The senior is tired and just wants to take a nap, so he politely declines > and tries to catch a few winks. > > > The lawyer persists, saying that the game is a lot of fun...."I ask you a > question, and if you don't know the answer, you pay me only $5.00. Then you > ask me one, and if I don't know the answer, I will pay you $500.00," he says. > > > This catches the senior's attention and, to keep the lawyer quiet, he agrees > to play the game. > > > The lawyer asks the first question. "What's thedistance from the Earth to the > Moon?" > > > The senior doesn't say a word, but reaches into his pocket, pulls out a > five-dollar bill, and hands it to the lawyer. > > > Now, it's the senior's turn. He asks the lawyer, "What goes up a hill with > three legs, and comes down with four?" > > > The lawyer uses his laptop to search all references he can find on the Net. > > > He sends E-mails to all the smart friends he knows; all to no avail. After > an hour of searching, he finally gives up. > > > He wakes the senior and hands him $500.00. The senior pockets the $500.00 and > goes right back to sleep. > > > The lawyer is going nuts not knowing the answer. He wakes the senior up and > asks, "Well, so what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with > four?" > > > The senior reaches into his pocket, hands the lawyer $5.00, and goes back to > sleep.
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