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	Name:	Tall Cotton -
	Subject:	New Kroger!
	Date:	5/11/2011 10:37:46 PM

A new Kroger Supermarket just opened. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the distant sound of thunder and the smell of fresh rain.

When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh cut hay.

In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks and brats.

In the seafood department, the fresh, clean, crisp smell of the ocean greets you.

When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.

I don't buy toilet paper there anymore.

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New Kroger! - Tall Cotton - 5/11/2011 10:37:46 PM

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