Jokes: WARNING...BLONDE JOKES
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WARNING...BLONDE JOKES
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6/23/2011 7:00:05 PM
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A blonde and her husband are laying in bed wide awake because of the barking dog in their next door neighbor's back yard. It had been going on for hours. Finally the blonde jumps up shouting "Ive had enough of this!" She runs downstairs. After about 20 minutes she crawls back into bed. Her husband says "Well, the dog is still at it, what did you do?" She replies "I coaxed the dog out of their backyard into our's. Lets just see how they like it!"
Did you hear about the two blondes who froze to death at the drive-in theater? They had gone in expecting to see the movie noted on the marquis..."Closed for the Winter"!
A blonde gets caught driving through a terrible hail storm. Her car is riddled with dents. She takes it to a body shop and the redneck running the place decides to have a little fun "Well, I can fix it, but you can fix it yo'self iffen yo want to. Just go on home and after the car cools down, get down on yo knees and blow as hard as ye can on the tailpipe and ya might be able to pop them dents out." She goes home and after a couple of hours goes out and begins to blow on the tailpipe. Her roommate, also a blonde, asks what she is doing. On hearing the theory she replies..."Well duh! Like hello. Don't you know you have to roll up the windows first?"
A blonde goes into the emergency room with the tip of her index finger blown off. The doc asks her what happened. "Well, I've given up on life and was trying to kill myself."
"Pray tell, why would you try to commit suicide by shooting off your finger?"
"Well, I didn't mean to shoot my finger. First I was going to shoot myself in the chest but though 'I paid $7000 for these implants and don't to mess them up. Next I put the gun in my mouth but stopped when I remembered I had just paid $3800 to get my teeth straightened and whitened...can't ruin that. So then I put the gun up to my ear but thought, 'this is gona be a really loud noise', so I stopped up the other ear with my finger and pulled the trigger."
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