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	Name:	Jim Dandy -
	Subject:	Many Fools
	Date:	7/5/2011 11:18:12 AM

As should probably be expected, encountered numerous fools over the weekend.

Version 1 - driving with docking lights on. Docking lights are for..........DOCKING. Easily saw over a dozen fools crusing around blinding everyone else. Proposed solution - first offense: $50,000 fine and five years in jail. Second offense: death penalty.

Version 2 - boat ramp hogs. Went to the AC boat ramp Sunday morning to pull a boat. Both ramps occupied by fools with POS boats. One guy has his engine cover off and parts scattered all over the place. Kids are swimming around the ramp, not that it mattered because no one could use the ramp. Other guy gets his boat off the trailer, but it wont start. He floats around trying to crank, while his old lady stands by the truck watching. Proposed solution: death penalty. These fools don't need to breed or vote.