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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Road rage
	Date:	7/23/2011 2:49:33 PM (updated 7/23/2011 2:54:21 PM)

The light turns amber and even though he could easily make it through the intersection, an elderly man in an older buick stops. The woman in the SUV behind him who is obviously in a hurry, blows her horn, screams curses and flips off the old man. She soon realizes that the car behind her is a police car and that the officer has gotten out and is approaching her SUV. He orders her out of the car, places her in handcuffs and puts her in the lock-up in the back seat of his patrol car. He gets in the front and begins to work on his laptop. After several minutes he lets the woman out of the back seat. As he removes the cuffs he explains "Sorry mam,... I saw you cuss and flip off that old gentleman while blasting your horn and considering your 'What Would Jesus Do', 'Choose Life' and 'Follow me to The Lord Be Lifted Up Community Church' bumper stickers, not to mention the little chrome fish on you back window,...well I just had to assume you were driving a stolen car."

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Road rage - architect - 7/23/2011 2:49:33 PM

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