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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Turn ye around!!
	Date:	8/7/2011 10:40:38 AM (updated 8/7/2011 10:53:08 AM)

On a backcountry road in a deep mountain valley in north Georgia a hard-shell Baptist preacher and his young son are putting up a sign beside the road in front of the church. The sign reads..."WARNIN, THE END OF THE ROAD IS NEER, TURN YOSEF ROUND RAT NOW AFORE IT IS TO LATE!!". A car comes roaring downhill around the curve narrowly missing them. The driver yells "Get out of the road you religious nuts." The car continues down the hill and disappears around the curve followed by screeching tires, a loud crash and explosion. The son looks at the preacher and says "Daddy, I don tol'ya hit would be better to jes have the sign say 'BRIDGE OUT AHEAD'."

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Turn ye around!! - architect - 8/7/2011 10:40:38 AM

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