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HubCap
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WORDS YOU DON'T HEAR ANYMORE.
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8/20/2011 5:28:22 AM (updated 8/20/2011 5:29:32 AM)
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Words YOU DON'T HEAR ANYMORE.
Be sure to refill the ice trays, we're going
to have company.
Watch for the postman, I want to get this
letter to Willie in the mail today .
Quit slamming the screen door when you go out
!
Be sure and pull the windows down when you
leave, it looks like a shower is coming up.
Don't forget to wind the clock before you go
to bed.
Wash your feet before you go to bed, you've
been playing outside all day barefooted.
Why can't you remember to roll up your
britches legs? Getting them caught in the bicycle chain so many times is tearing
them up.
You have torn the knees out of that pair of
pants so many times there is nothing left to put a patch on.
Don't you go outside with your school clothes
on!
Go comb your hair, it looks like the rats have
nested in it all night.
Be sure and pour the cream off the top of the
milk when you open the new bottle.
Take that empty bottle to the store with you
so you won't have to pay a deposit on another one.
Put a dish towel over the cake so the flies
won't get on it.
Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake in
the oven and you are going to make it fall if you don't quit!
Let me know when the Fuller Brush man comes
by, I need to get a few things from him.
You boys stay close by, the car may not start
and I will need you to help push it off.
There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 gallons of
gas when you go to town.
Open the back door and see if we can get a
breeze through here, it is getting hot.
You can walk to the store; it won't hurt you
to get some exercise. Don't sit too close to the TV. It is hard on
your eyes.
If you pull that stunt again, I am going to
wear you out!
Don't lose that button; I'll sew it back on
after a while.
Wash under your neck before you come to the
table, you have beads of dirt and sweat all under there.
Get out from under the sewing machine; pumping
it messes up the thread!
Be sure and fill the lamps this morning so we
don't have to do that tonight in the dark.
Here, take this old magazine to the toilet
with you when you go, we are almost out of paper out there.
Go out to the well and draw a bucket of water
so I can wash dishes.
Don't turn the radio on now, I want the
battery to be up when the Grand Ole Opry comes on.
No! I don't have 10 cents for you to go to the
show. Do you think money grows on trees?
Eat those turnips, they'll make you big and
strong like your daddy.
That dog is NOT coming in this house! I don't
care how cold it is out there, dogs don't stay in the house.
Sit still! I'm trying to get your hair cut
straight and you keep moving and it is all messed up.
Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear words
like that! I'll wash your mouth out with soap!
It is time for your system to be cleaned out.
I am going to give you a dose of castor oil tonight.
If you get a spanking in school and I find out
about it, you'll get another one when you get home.
Quit crossing your eyes! They will get stuck
that way!
Soak your foot in this pan of kerosene so that
bad cut won't get infected.
When you take your driving test, don't forget
to signal each turn.
Left arm straight out the window for a left
turn;
left arm bent up at the elbow for a right
turn;
and straight down to the side of the door when
you are going to stop.
It's: 'Yes Ma'am!' and 'No Ma'am!' to me,
young man, and don't you forget it!
Y'all come back now, ya hear.
Great Memories.!!
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