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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims.
	Date:	8/28/2011 9:19:51 AM

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Straight forward country thinking.

If you refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to liquor.

You may be a Muslim

If you own a $3,000 machine gun and a $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can't afford shoes.

You may be a Muslim

If you have more wives than teeth.

You may be a Muslim

If you wipe your butt with your bare hand, but consider bacon unclean.

You may be a Muslim

If you think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.

You may be a Muslim

If you consider television dangerous but routinely carry explosives in your clothing.

You may be a Muslim

If you were amazed to discover that cell phones have uses other than setting off roadside bombs.

You may be a Muslim

If you have nothing against women and think every man should own at least four.

You may be a Muslim

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Jeff Foxworthy on Muslims. - HubCap - 8/28/2011 9:19:51 AM

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