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Name:   CAT BOAT The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL
Date:   9/4/2011 9:25:55 PM (updated 9/4/2011 9:29:14 PM)

What he really wanted to type..... Just kidding of course....

1. 99% of people riding the lake with illegal docking lights ride pontoons. (Go- fast boats don't have docking lites cause they on the trailer at dark)
2. they are always over crowded with cheapass boaters wanting to get a crap load of people on the lake with out buying gas. (money spent on other things)
3. 100% of the boaters trying to live the "Haitian Dream" are on pontoons. (I have no idea what I am talking about)
4. They are often piloted by first time boat owners who see them as the all around boat. (Except that 105mph. Toon at LOTO, and EM of course)
5. Drunks open the gates on pontoons and Tee Tee. (Madi reads this)pISS IS A BAD WORD.
6. They are always getting in the way of PWC boats.
7. Guys with fat wives with hemorrhoids buy them because the wives bitch if the boat bounces. (NO, pontoon boats come with grills, people cook, eat and weight gain is a byproduct of such activities). E.M. has a BGE on his Toon.
8. They don't look sexy enough to make the girls come OUT of bikinis.
9. Jackasses tube other rednecks behind them in main channels.
10. They are generally ugly, like the people who buy them. (I know some Pontoon owners, and they have pretty wives, but, Then again, they may have nice DOCKS.)

Jus' sayin'
CAT. LMAO.

HELP BIGFOOT, HURRY.
Other messages in this thread:View Entire Thread
MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Kizma Anuice - 9/4/2011 2:31:28 PM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - widgethater - 9/4/2011 3:18:08 PM
          MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - spyke420 - 9/14/2011 9:57:55 AM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Nancy Christine II - 9/4/2011 5:46:42 PM
          MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - weagle89 - 9/8/2011 8:34:15 AM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - lakeguy - 9/4/2011 7:05:41 PM
          I seriously doubt that - Kizma Anuice - 9/4/2011 7:39:04 PM
               I seriously doubt that - twc - 9/4/2011 7:53:39 PM
                    I seriously doubt that - Kizma Anuice - 9/4/2011 8:19:57 PM
     MAKE KIZ ILLEGAL - roswellric - 9/4/2011 8:54:03 PM
          MAKE KIZ ILLEGAL - 250 SEL - 9/4/2011 8:58:16 PM
               MAKE KIZ ILLEGAL - roswellric - 9/4/2011 9:54:57 PM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Feb - 9/4/2011 8:56:26 PM
     LMAO... - CAT BOAT - 9/4/2011 9:16:32 PM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Ulysses E. McGill - 9/4/2011 9:19:48 PM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - CAT BOAT - 9/4/2011 9:25:55 PM
          Just Asking - Feb - 9/4/2011 9:32:38 PM
          MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - HP HQ - 9/4/2011 9:33:44 PM
               MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - HP HQ - 9/4/2011 9:41:51 PM
                    MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Kizma Anuice - 9/4/2011 9:45:17 PM
                         MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - HP HQ - 9/4/2011 9:52:25 PM
                         MAKE SHORT BOATS ILLEGAL - roswellric - 9/4/2011 9:59:20 PM
          MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Kizma Anuice - 9/4/2011 10:08:15 PM
          MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - BigFoot - 9/5/2011 3:03:13 AM
               MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - lakngulf - 9/5/2011 8:45:31 AM
                    Yes.... - CAT BOAT - 9/5/2011 9:46:47 AM
                         Yes.... - lakngulf - 9/5/2011 11:17:20 AM
                    MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Kizma Anuice - 9/5/2011 10:45:31 AM
                    MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - BigFoot - 9/5/2011 12:25:37 PM
               Yep - roswellric - 9/5/2011 10:34:25 AM
                    Pontoons on Lake Martin - leebo - 9/5/2011 3:22:17 PM
                         Pontoons on Lake Martin - sniperei - 9/5/2011 6:54:26 PM
                              Pontoons on Lake Martin - Sandy Tiger - 9/6/2011 9:54:25 AM
                                   Pontoons on Lake Martin - CAT BOAT - 9/6/2011 8:35:10 PM
     MAKE PONTOON BOATS ILLEGAL - Bamajedi - 9/24/2011 5:22:04 PM


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