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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	I once heard the story
	Date:	12/13/2011 7:02:08 PM (updated 12/13/2011 7:04:48 PM)

of a Methodist bishop who, while attending a conference, was introduced to a prominent parishioner by a minister. The church member told the bishop that he and his wife were attending the conference during the day and staying in town to have dinner that night to celebrate their wedding anniversary. The bishop expresses his congratulations and asks how long they had been married. The man replies that they were married 40 years ago that very day and that "in all those 40 years we have never had an argument". After the man says his goodbye the bishop looks at the minister and advises "Preacher, I would be very cautious with that gentleman if I were you." The minister replies "Why would you say that? He is a model church member." The bishop answers "Well, I'd be cautious because he's as likely as not to lie about other things."

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Why Marry? - LonghornBoater - 12/13/2011 12:06:57 PM

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