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	Name:	HubCap -
	Subject:	HEALTH MESSAGE (please give me a break)
	Date:	2/1/2012 6:24:33 PM

HEALTH MESSAGE (please give me a break)

As I was lying in bed pondering the problems of the world, I suddenly realized that I don't really give a rat's toss.

It's the tortoise life for me!

1. If walking/cycling is good for your health, the postman would be immortal.

2. A whale swims all day, only eats fish, drinks water, and is fat.

3. A rabbit runs and hops and only lives 15 years.

4. A tortoise doesn't run and does nothing, yet it lives for 450 years.

And you tell me to exercise?? I don't think so.

I'm retired. Go around me!

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HEALTH MESSAGE (please give me a break) - HubCap - 2/1/2012 6:24:33 PM

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