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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Irish Humor
	Date:	2/7/2012 8:19:57 AM (updated 2/7/2012 8:23:54 AM)

May have already posted this...but, so what, it's still pretty funny the 2d time.

A young Irish lad is hitch-hiking along a country road on a very foggy night. Car after car passes him by. Finally he sees the lights of a car approaching very slowly. Relieved he runs and jumps into the car. To his horror he sees that the car has no driver. He immediately tries to get out but he has locked the door and fumbles unable to unlock it. Even worse he notices the car is approaching a sharp curve with a 40 foot drop into a stream and no shoulder. he is in a state of complete panic struggling to free himself. Just at the last minute, to both his relief and horror, a ghostly disembodied hand appears out of the fog and takes the steering wheel and safely guides the car around the curve. The lad screams in terror and finally manages to open the door. He leaps from the car and runs crying into the nearest pub. Weeping and terrified he orders a pint. "Good Lard Lad, why air ya sooch an agitated state?" asks the barkeeper. "Jasus,Mary and Joseph...Oi have joost escaped barely wuth me life from a ghost vehicle...it was a tarrible thing itwas!" the lad wept. He continues to talk telling the whole story to all the patrons in the bar. After a few minutes 2 men walk into the place. Immediately one of them looks at the lad and says to his friend "Look there Brendan...isn't that the fooking idiot that joost joomped into then oot of ya Cair for no reason whilst we wus pooshin it to the petrol station?"

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