Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   When you think your job stinks Date:   2/29/2012 10:45:05 AM

When  you have an 'i Hate My Job  day' 
[Even if you're retired, you sometimes
have those  days]  Try  this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer

section and purchase a rectal thermometer made
by Johnson & Johnson. 

Be very sure you get this brand. 

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the
curtains and disconnect the  phone so you will not
be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and
sit in your favorite chair.  Open the package and
remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface, so that it
will not become chipped or broken. 

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the  literature from the box and

read it carefully.
You will notice that in small print there is a statement: 

"Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson
& Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."