(Eau Claire Lakes Specific)
0 messages
Updated
Lakes Online Forum
83,606 messages
Updated 4/30/2024 9:09:31 AM
Lakes Online Forum
5,193 messages
Updated 4/3/2024 3:47:36 AM
(Eau Claire Lakes Specific)
0 messages
Updated
Lakes Online Forum
4,169 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 11:05:05 PM
Lakes Online Forum
4,260 messages
Updated 3/24/2024 9:24:45 AM
Lakes Online Forum
2,976 messages
Updated 3/20/2024 11:53:43 PM
Lakes Online Forum
98 messages
Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM
|
|
|
|
Name:
|
HubCap
- 
|
|
Subject:
|
1957 vs. 2011
|
|
Date:
|
3/11/2012 6:22:52 AM
|
|
>
> HIGH SCHOOL -- 1957 vs. 2011
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 1:
>
> Jack goes quail hunting before school and then pulls into the school parking
lot with his shotgun in his truck's gun rack..
>
> 1957 - Vice Principal comes over, looks at Jack's shotgun, goes to his car and
gets his shotgun to show Jack.
>
> 2011 - School goes into lock down, FBI called, Jack hauled off to jail and
never sees his truck or gun again. Counselors called in for traumatized students
and teachers.
>
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 2:
>
> Johnny and Mark get into a fist fight after school.
>
> 1957 - Crowd gathers. Mark wins. Johnny and Mark shake hands and end up
buddies.
>
> 2011 - Police called and SWAT team arrives -- they arrest both Johnny and
Mark. They are both charged with assault and both expelled even though Johnny
started it .
>
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 3:
>
> Jeffrey will not be still in class, he disrupts other students.
>
> 1957 - Jeffrey sent to the Principal's office and given a good paddling by the
Principal. He then returns to class, sits still and does not disrupt class
again.
>
> 2011 - Jeffrey is given huge doses of Ritalin. He becomes a zombie. He is then
tested for ADD. The family gets extra money (SSI) from the government because
Jeffrey has a disability.
>
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 4:
>
> Billy breaks a window in his neighbor's car and his Dad gives him a whipping
with his belt.
>
> 1957 - Billy is more careful next time, grows up normal, goes to college and
becomes a successful businessman..
>
> 2011 - Billy's dad is arrested for child abuse , Billy is removed to foster
care and joins a gang. The state psychologist is told by Billy's sister that she
remembers being abused herself and their dad goes to prison. Billy's mom has an
affair w ith the psychologist.
>
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 5:
>
> Mark gets a headache and takes some aspirin to school.
>
> 1957 - Mark shares his aspirin with the Principal out on the smoking dock ..
>
> 2011 - The police are called and Mark is expelled from school for drug
violations. His car is then searched for drugs and weapons.
>
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 6:
>
> Pedro fails high school English.
>
> 1957 - Pedro goes to summer school, passes English and goes to college.
>
> 2011 - Pedro's cause is taken up by state. Newspaper articles appear
nationally explaining that teaching English as a requirement for graduation is
racist. ACLU files class action lawsuit against the state school system and
Pedro's English teacher. English is then banned from core curriculum.. Pedro is
given his diploma anyway but ends up mowing lawns for a living because he cannot
speak English.
>
>
>
>
>
> Scenario 7:
>
> Johnny takes apart leftover firecrackers from the Fourth of July, puts them in
a model airplane paint bottle and blows up a red ant bed.
>
> 1957 - Ants die.
>
> 2011 - ATF, Homeland Security and the FBI are all called. Johnny is charged
with domestic terrorism. The FBI investigates his parents - and all siblings are
removed from their home and all computers are confiscated. Johnny's dad is
placed on a terror watch list and is never allowed to fly again.
>
>
>
> Scenario 8:
>
> Johnny falls while running during recess and scrapes his knee . He is found
crying by his teacher. Mary hugs him to comfort him.
>
> 1957 In a short time, Johnny feels better and goes on playing.
>
> 2011 - Mary is accused of being a sexual predator and loses her job. She faces
3 years in State Prison. Johnny undergoes 5 years of therapy.
|
|
Reply
Back
Search
Jokes Forum
»
Wisconsin Lakes
»
Eau Claire Lakes
Login
|
Home
