Jokes: The Yearly Physical
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HubCap
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The Yearly Physical
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3/11/2012 6:20:06 PM
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The Yearly Physical
> During my physical the other day, my doctor asked me about my daily > activity level, and so I described a typical day this way: > > "Well, yesterday afternoon, I waded along the edge of a lake, drank > eight beers, escaped from wild dogs in the heavy brush, marched up and > down several rocky hills, stood in a patch of poison ivy, crawled out > of quicksand, jumped away from an aggressive rattlesnake and took four > "leaks" behind big trees." > > Inspired by the story, the doctor said, "You must be one hell of an > outdoors man!" > > "No," I replied, "I'm just a shitty golfer." >
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