Jokes: Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers

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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Why New Yorkers Are Not Ranchers
	Date:	3/27/2012 1:06:45 PM

Brings to mind a antique joke about the old North Ga red dirt farmer who goes to a farmer/rancher convention in Dallas. He strikes up a conversation with a Texas rancher in a bar. He tells the Texan that back home he works a 70 acre farm and asks the rancher if he has much of a spread. The rancher opins that "I kin git in ma pickup rite ader ah finishes breakfast and start adrivin and by the time ah'm aready t'eat lunch ah still wouldn't uv got t'other edge of mah ranch!" The old boy from North Ga nods in sympathy "Ah know jes how ye feel, I got a old junker uv a pickup lak at muhsef."

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