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MartiniMan
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I can only imagine the scene in the WH
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4/27/2012 11:48:39 AM
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Oblamer: Who the !@&^%# decided to release this information now?!?!? I told them to wait until November after the election!
Staff: But sir, you told us we were in control of the government and the American people. We just thought the base would love this regulation and....
Oblamer: You idiot, I can't play that hand just yet. I need the sheople to vote for me again. Then things are really going to be fun. And I told you, look down when you address me and call me Your Majesty!
Staff: Of course sir....I mean your majesty. But I don't understand. You told us in 2010 we would hold onto the House and add seats in the Senate because of your majesterial brilliance and we lost big. Can't you just make another speech? After all, it worked so well with Obamacare.
Oblamer: Get off your knees knave and listen up. I can't help it if the American people are too stupid to recognize my brilliance. Its obvious that having control over ABC, NBC, CBS, MSNBC, NPR, Washington Post, NY Times, LA Times and all the other government media is nothing compared to Fox News and Rush Limbaugh. I need dictatorial powers and I need them now!! Get Fidel or Hugo on the phone, I need more advice from them.
Bzzz (special line buzzing)
Oblamer: Hold on a second, its Michelle....again... Yes dear, what is it? Uh huh, yes dear, Ok, dear. No my sweet thing, I have not been eating candy while you are out of the country. (slams down the phone). Where does she find time to call me between vacations?!?!? Michelle says I need to fire the idiots that came up with this idea so get me a list. Also, she wanted to know whether or not I have been showing Biden something she has never seen. Get someone on it and find out what that deranged old fool said this time! One heartbeat away......what the !$#$%^ was I thinking when I added him to the ticket?!?!?
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