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HubCap
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blondes
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4/30/2012 9:22:59 AM
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>
> Two blondes were going to Disneyland . They were
driving on the Interstate when they saw the sign that said Disneyland LEFT.
They started crying and turned around and went home.
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> FLORIDA OR MOON
>
> Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking,
and one blonde says to the other, 'Which do you think is farther away....
Florida or the moon?' The other blonde turns and says 'Helloooooooooo, can you
see Florida ?????'
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>
> CAR
> TROUBLE
>
> A blonde pushes her BMW into a gas station. She tells the
> Mechanic it died. After he works on it for a few minutes, it is
idling smoothly.
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> She says, 'What's the story?'
>
> He replies, 'Just crap in the carburetor'
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> She asks, 'How often do I have to do that?'
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> SPEEDING TICKET
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> A police officer stops a blonde for speeding and asks her very nicely
if he could see her license.
>
> She replied in a huff, 'I wish you guys would get your act together.
> Just yesterday you take away my license and then today you expect me
to show it to you!'
>
> RIVER WALK
>
> There's this blonde out for a walk. She comes to a river and sees
another blonde on the opposite bank 'Yoo-hoo!' she shouts, 'How can I get to the
other side?'
>
> The second blonde looks up the river then down the river and shouts
back, 'You ARE on the other side.'
>
> AT THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE
>
> A gorgeous young redhead goes into the doctor's office and said that
her body hurt wherever she touched it.
>
> 'Impossible!' says the doctor.. 'Show me.'
>
> The redhead took her finger, pushed on her left shoulder and screamed,
then she pushed her elbow and screamed even more. She pushed her knee and
screamed; likewise she pushed her ankle and screamed. Everywhere she touched
made her scream.
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> The doctor said, 'You're not really a redhead, are you?
>
> 'Well, no' she said, 'I'm actually a blonde.'
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> 'I thought so,' the doctor said, 'Your finger is broken.'
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> KNITTING
>
> A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car on the freeway.
Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that the blonde behind the wheel
was knitting!
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> Realizing that she was oblivious to his flashing lights and siren, the
trooper cranked down his window, turned on his bullhorn and yelled, 'PULL OVER!'
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> 'NO!' the blonde yelled back, 'IT'S A SCARF!'
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> BLONDE ON THE SUN
>
> A Russian, an American, and a Blonde were talking one day.
>
> The Russian said, 'We were the first in space!'
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> The American said, 'We were the first on the moon!'
>
> The Blonde said, 'So what? We're going to be the first on the sun!'
The Russian and the American looked at each other and shook their heads.
>
> 'You can't land on the sun, you idiot! You'll burn up!' said the
Russian.
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> To which the Blonde replied, 'We're not stupid, you know. We're going
at night!'
>
> IN A VACUUM
>
> A blonde was playing Trivial Pursuit one night.... It was her turn.
She rolled the dice and she landed on Science & Nature. Her question was, 'If
you are in a vacuum and someone calls your name, can you hear it?' She thought
for a time and then asked, 'Is it on or off?'
>
> FINALLY,
> THE BLONDE JOKE TO END ALL BLONDE JOKES!
>
> A girl was visiting her blonde friend, who had acquired two new dogs,
and asked her what their names were. The blonde responded by saying that one was
named Rolex and one was named Timex. Her friend said, 'Whoever heard of someone
naming dogs like that?' 'HELLLOOOOOOO.......,' answered the blonde. 'They're
watch dogs'!
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