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	Name:	MartiniMan -
	Subject:	Discreet skinny-dipping rant
	Date:	8/6/2012 10:17:20 AM

I don't like to skinny dip in Lake Martin for fear of some big striper taking a liking to my Little Red Wiggler.........wait a second, I meant my big red wriggler!

Actually I almost drowned laughing when a friend and I were swimming near our boat on a night cruise with a bunch of our kids. We decided to show them what an albino turtle looked like when someone on the boat shined the light on our exposed, very pale, where the sun don't shine derrieres. My daughters still shake their heads at that one and claim some sort of mental health harm. I have never laughed so hard in my life.......

Tell your neighbor to turn off the $@#*@ light and no harm, no foul...... If it were my neighbor I would have them over for a few drinks so we could crack jokes at their expense......some people have no sense of humor.