Name:   roswellric - Subject:   Ha-Ha's Date:   1/2/2013 10:57:54 AM

Read slowly -

1. ARBITRATOR: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonald's.

2. AVOIDABLE:      What a bullfighter tries to do.

3. Bernadette:        The act of torching a mortgage.

4. Burglarize:   What a crook sees with.

5. Control:    A short, ugly inmate.

6. Counterfeiters;   Workers  who put together kitchen cabinets.

7. Eclipse:                What an English barber does for a living.

8. Eyedropper:        A clumsy ophthalmologist.

9. Heroes:                What a guy in a boat does.

10. Leftbank:            What the robber did when his bag was full of  money.

11. Misty:   How golfers create divots.

12. Paradox:        Two physicians.

13. Parasites:            What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.

14. Pharmacist:    A helper on the farm.

15. Polarize:    What penguins see with.

16. Primate.            Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.

17. Relief:    What trees do in the spring.

18. Rubberneck:        What you do to relax your wife.

19. Selfish:  What the owner of a seafood store does.

20. Sudafed:    Brought litigation against a government official.