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	Name:	Ulysses E. McGill -
	Subject:	And here's the rest of the story.
	Date:	1/7/2013 4:08:28 PM (updated 1/7/2013 4:31:40 PM)

The Cat went down to Kowaliga, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this young man grillin' on a Egg and runnin' it hot.
And the Cat jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a grillin' feller too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you make a pretty good rib, ol' boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet a Traeger of gold against your soul, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Johnny and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos the Eggs the best that's ever been."

Johnny you go stoke up your Egg and get her smokin' good.
'Cos hells broke loose in Kowaliga and Cat thinks he deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny Trager made of gold.
But if you lose, the Cat man gets your soul.

The Cat opened up his Trager and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as popped in pellets below.
And he pulled a brush across his grate and it made an evil hiss.
Then a bunch of demons joined in and it smelled something like this.
(smell them pellets smoking?)
When the Cat finished, Johnny said: "Well you're pretty good ol' son.
"But sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Fire in the Eggs Ragin', run boys, run.
The Cat's in the house of the risin' sun.
Steak on the griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, does your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."

The Cat bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden Traeger on the ground at Johnny's feet.
Johnny said: "Cat just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, the Egg's the best there's ever been."

And he played fire in the Eggs ragin', run boys, run.
The Cats in the house of the risin' sun.
Steak on the griddle man, coals are a glow
"Granny, will your dog bite?"
"No, child, no."