Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   Deep Thoughts and Beer Date:   1/30/2013 11:03:16 AM

i mowed the lawn today, and after doing so i sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally i thought about an age old question:

is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.

Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, i have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;

and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice

to have another child."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, i think i would like

another kick in the nuts."

i rest my case.     

 Time for another beer.