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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Talking Dog
	Date:	2/7/2013 6:53:00 PM

Billy Bob reads in the local paper that a talent scout is in town looking for acts to put on TV. He takes his talking dog Leroy to audition. The talent scout inquires as to the talent he claims for Leroy. Billy Bob explains that Leroy can talk and he will demonstrate by asking the dog some questions and he will answer. The talent scout says "I'm skeptical but go ahead." Billy Bob asks "Leroy what keep rain out of the house?" Leroy barks his answer "ROOF ROOF". The talent scout only slightly smiles. Billy Bob continues "Leroy finish this sentence, My favorite candy bar is a Baby....?." Leroy barks "RUTH RUTH". The talent scout scowls. Billy Bob goes on "Leroy who was the greatest home run hitter of all time"? Instantly Leroy barks "RUTH RUTH". The talent scout explodes "You and your flea bag hound get out of here...that is no more a talking dog than I am a brain surgeon!"

On the way home Leroy is laying on the floor of the pickup. Billy Bob looks down and says "Don't be sad Leroy, that so called talent scout may not like you but your still my best friend." Leroy looks up with sad eyes and says "Billy Bob, I'm really sorry I didn't remember to say 'HANK AARON' on that last one."

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