Lake Martin Topics: This Just In

Lake Martin Topics

(Lake Martin Specific)

111,136 messages

Updated 4/17/2024 11:03:49 PM

Off-Topic

Lakes Online Forum

83,586 messages

Updated 4/16/2024 12:46:32 PM

Boat Maintenance

Lakes Online Forum

5,193 messages

Updated 4/3/2024 3:47:36 AM

Lake Martin Fishing

(Lake Martin Specific)

4,169 messages

Updated 4/16/2024 3:16:57 AM

Jokes

Lakes Online Forum

4,169 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 11:05:05 PM

Sports

Lakes Online Forum

4,260 messages

Updated 3/24/2024 9:24:45 AM

Grilling & Recipes

Lakes Online Forum

2,976 messages

Updated 3/20/2024 11:53:43 PM

Lake Martin SCUBA

(Lake Martin Specific)

169 messages

Updated 5/31/2023 1:39:35 PM

Tallapoosa River Topics

Lakes Online Forum

98 messages

Updated 4/15/2024 1:00:58 AM

Forum Usage Rules

Welcome, Guest

Select View Mode: [ classic | beta | recent ]

	Name:	lakngulf -
	Subject:	This Just In
	Date:	3/1/2013 12:23:36 PM

Ahhhhh, so you thought sequestration would have no effect on our precious Lake Martin commnuity. After today's meeting in Washington (County) this is what will happen:

1. Chucks Pizza will only be open for breakfast
2. Marine Police will only stop pontoon boats
3. Lump charcoal will not be allowed in grills....propane or pellets only
4. Bigfoot's March Madness pool will "come in like a lamb"
5. Water level rule curve will be dropped two feet, and lake level accordingly
6. Charter cable will lower bandwidth to dial up equivalent
7. Maddog will not be able to travel for BBQ tasting, will have to rely on LM grillers
8. McGill will limit his helpful lists to four days a week
9. Schrusy gets his house back
10. Catboat will use threatening language to quiet all critics.