Jokes: Italian altar boy goes to confession
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HubCap
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Italian altar boy goes to confession
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4/5/2013 10:58:12 AM
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> ITALIAN ALTAR BOY'S CONFESSION
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> 'Bless me Father, for I have sinned.
> I have been with a loose girl . . .'
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> The priest asks, 'Is that you, little Dominic Savino?'
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> 'Yes, Father, it is.'
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> 'And who was the girl you were with?'
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> 'I can't tell you, Father. I don't want to ruin her reputation.'
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> "Well, Dominic, I'm sure to find out her name sooner or later
> so you may as well tell me now. Was it Tina Minetti?'
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> 'I cannot say.'
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> 'Was it Teresa Mazzarelli?'
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> 'I'll never tell.'
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> 'Was it Nina Capelli?'
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> 'I'm sorry, but I cannot name her.'
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> 'Was it Cathy Piriano?'
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> 'My lips are sealed.'
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> 'Was it Rosa DiAngelo, then?'
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> 'Please, Father, I cannot tell you.'
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> The priest sighs in frustration.
> 'You're very tight lipped, and I admire that.
> But you've sinned and have to atone.
> You cannot be an altar boy now for 4 months.
> Now you go and behave yourself.'
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> Joey walks back to his pew,
> and his friend Franco slides over and whispers,
> 'What'd you get?'
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> 'Four months vacation and five good leads.'
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