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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	Aunt Nell and Elwood
	Date:	4/11/2013 7:52:16 PM (updated 4/11/2013 7:59:47 PM)

Elwood is a nice young man who works at Burger King, lives with his elderly Aunt Nell and is not the brightest porch light on the block. One evening he returns home to find Aunt Nell has passed away. He calls the funeral home and asks that they pick her up. The funeral home man expresses his regret at his loss, says he will be over within the hour and asks for the address. Elwood says that she is at 309 Eucalyptus Avenue. The man asks "How do you spell that?" After a long pause Elwood replies "Tell ya whut, how bout I put er in ma wheelbarr, take her over to the coner uv Oak Street 'n' Park Drive 'n' y'all kin pick 'er up rat thar."

BONUS: What is the most difficult course in a funeral director's education? Whichever course it is where he is taught to look sad, solemn, and filled with sorrow while you write him a check for $12,000.

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Aunt Nell and Elwood - architect - 4/11/2013 7:52:16 PM

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