Jokes: Alabama man and the indians
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Alabama man and the indians
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4/23/2013 11:19:11 AM
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A man from LA (lower Alabama) is hiking through the woods in northeast Alabama when he meets 3 young American Indians along the trail. The walk together for a couple of miles when they come upon a small cave. One of the Indians approaches the entrance and yells inside "Woo, woo, woo" and from inside comes a faint "woo, woo, woo" in reply. He strips off his clothes and runs into the cave. The Alabama man is astounded "What's at all about?". One young Indian replies "This old custom among young braves and squaws. Brave see cave and shout 'woo, woo, woo' and if reply come brave know several beautiful squaw wait in cave to make pleasure." They walk until the pass another cave and a second Indian gives the woo, woo, woo call, gets a reply, strips naked and rushes into the cave. The Alabama man thinks "Dang, these boys mighty lucky!" Finally the 3d cave is passed and the last of his Indian friends runs to seek pleasure. The man walks on and soon comes across a huge cave entrance. He gets excited thinking dozens of beautiful young squaws could be waiting in such a large cavern and decides to try the Indian trick. He yells "WOO, WOO, WOO" at the top of his lungs. After several seconds of silence he hears a faint "woooo, woooo, woooo" from deep in the cave and see the faint flicker of a fire in the distance. He begins to unbutton his shirt as he runs head long into the opening.
The headline in the Chattanooga Times the next day reads...." Alabama Man Run Over and Killed by Train in Tunnel...Victim Was Completely Naked"
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