Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   Ummmmmmm Date:   4/29/2013 9:42:44 AM

               He was in ecstasy with a huge smile on his face as his wife
moved forwards,
                then backwards, forward, then backwards again....

back and forth...back and forth...in and out....in and out.

                 She could feel the sweat on her forehead and between her
breasts and trickling down the small of her back, she was getting near to the end.

                 Her heart was pounding...her face was flushed...then she
moaned, softly at first, then began to groan louder.

                 Finally, totally exhausted, she let out an almighty scream and shouted,

  "OK, OK!   i CAN'T parallel park the f*****g car! You do it, you SMUG  bastard!"