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	Name:	architect -
	Subject:	MENSA exam
	Date:	8/4/2013 5:01:52 PM (updated 8/4/2013 5:05:39 PM)

The question below appears on the MENSA entrance exam:

You are on a horse traveling at a rapid and constant speed!

A few feet to you right is an abrupt vertical drop!

Hovering on your left, in very close proximity, is an elephant charging forward at the same speed as you!

Ahead of you is a galloping zebra blocking any advance!

And worst of all, behind you is a rampaging lion trying to catch you!

How does one extricate oneself from this dangerous situation?

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ANSWER: Get yo drunk azz of the damn merry-go-round!

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