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LonghornBoater
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I think I know Anonymous' wife
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12/20/2013 10:42:00 AM
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When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
David Bissonette |
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After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together..
Sacha Guitry |
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By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.?
Socrates
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The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, What does a woman want?
Dumas |
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I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
Sigmund Freud |
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'Some
people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a
restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music
and dancing. She goes Tuesdays, I go Fridays.'
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'There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking.?? It's called marriage.'
Sam Kinison |
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'I've had bad luck with both my wives.?
The first one left me, and the second one didn't.'
James Holt McGavra |
Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming?
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,?
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
Patrick Murra |
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The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once....
Nash |
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You know what I did before I married??
Anything I wanted to.
Anonymous |
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My wife and I were happy for twenty years.?
Then we met.
Henny Youngman |
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A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
Rodney Dangerfield |
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A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: 'Wife wanted'. Next day he received a hundred letters.?
They all said the same thing: 'You can have mine.'
Anonymous |
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First Guy (proudly): 'My wife's an angel!'?
Second Guy: 'You're lucky, mine's still alive.'
Anonymous |
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SeND THIS TO ALL THe GUYS TO GIVe THeM A GOOD LAUGH......AND TO THOSe LADIeS WITH A SeNSe OF HUMOR WHO CAN HANDLe IT! |
I wonder why so many of the authors are "Anonymous"???
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