Name:   hibill - Subject:   Skate Board vs Mercedes Date:   12/24/2013 8:29:12 AM (updated 12/24/2013 6:06:41 PM)

A widower had just arrived in heaven, St Peter was reviewing his recordes. He looked up at the man and said; you have a very impressive record.

True to your wife, helping the poor, going to chruch every Sunday, a decon, no lusting after other women. Excellent! You'll get the luxuary treatment; a beautiful place to live, a new Mercedes 500SL convertible to drive, the best food and wine we have to offer. Later St. Peter saw the man setting on a cloud weeping. St. Peter said: What's wrong ,you have the best that we offer. The man looked up and said; I just saw my earthly wife. SO, said St Peter. The man said; she was riding a skate board drinking a Bud Light.