Name:   architect - Subject:   Speaking of spicing up your sex life Date:   1/16/2014 8:28:36 PM (updated 1/16/2014 8:34:41 PM)

A senior citizen went for her yearly medicare physical.  The doctor asks her the usual questions including how she and her husband's sex life was. She, somewhat embarrassed, told him that her husband seemed to have lost all interest in sex.  The doctor tells her that her husband is at an age when erectile difficulties are quite common.  He volunteers "Let me write him a prescription for Viagra to see if that might liven things up." She is not at all interested "Oh no doctor, if he does have a problem he is much too proud to admit it or take anything to help."  "No problem" says the doc "you can just desolve a pill in his coffee and he will never know it. Give it a try and call me in a couple of days and let me know how it works." She sgrees and decides to give it a try the next morning.

About 10:30 the next morning she calls the doctor in a state of extreme distress."Doctor, l tried what you suggested. This morning l put a pill in his coffee and not 10 minutes later he becomes a wild man, he jumps up, wipes all the dishes off the table, unzips his fly, pulls up my dress and has me right there on the table.  lt was horrible!" The doctor answers that such a reaction is unusual but wonders why she is so upset.  "Was it painful?  Why did it put you in such an agitated state?"  She answers "Oh doctor it was the best sex l've had in 30 years, but l will never again be able to show my face in our neighborhood McDonalds."