Name:   architect - Subject:   Marital trouble Date:   1/30/2014 11:20:34 AM

Cletus and Clabus from Possom Gap are sitting on the courthouse square enjoying a jug of white likker.  After several minutes of silence Cletus tells Clabus he is troubled "Clabus, Ah thank Ah mite be astin for a deevorce from ma wif Jessy Lou." Clabus asks "How cum ye wanna do sumpin lak'at Cletus?" "Wail" he replies "we had us a big fite about 2 week ago an she ain't said airy word ta me since then." Clabus shakes his head "Cletus iffin Ah wuz you Ah'd thank long an hard afore Ah'd do that...a worman lak'at is mighty hard ta find."