Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   New Parrot Date:   2/28/2014 10:40:28 PM

    A woman went
> to a pet shop and immediately spotted a
> large, beautiful parrot.
>             There was a
> sign on the cage that said $50.00.
>
>
>
>             "Why so
> little?" she asked the pet store owner.
>             The owner
> looked at her and said, "Look, I should tell
> you first that
> this bird used to live in a house of
> prostitution, and sometimes
> it says some pretty vulgar stuff."
>
>
>             The
> woman thought about this, but decided she had to have
> the bird anyway.
>             She took it
> home and hung the bird's cage up in her living
> room and waited for it to say something.
>             The bird
> looked around the room, then at her, and said,
> "new house, new madam."
>
>
>             The
> woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then
> thought "that's really not so bad."
>             When her two
> teenage daughters returned from school, the
> bird saw them and said,
>             "New
> house, new madam, new girls."
>             The girls and
> the woman were a bit offended but then began
> to laugh about the situation considering
> how and where the parrot had been raised.
>             Moments
> later, the woman's husband Keith came home from
> work.
>             The bird
> looked at him and said,
>
>
>          
>  "Hi Keith."