Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   Haircut Date:   3/31/2014 3:27:31 PM

A guy stuck his head into a barbershop and  asked, 'How long before I can
get a haircut? The barber looked around the shop full of  customers and
said, 'About 2 hours.' The guy left but  did not return That day.
A few days later, the same guy stuck his head in  the door  and asked, 'How
long before I can get a  haircut?' The barber
Looked around at the shop and said, 'About 3  hours.' The  guy left and
again, did not return that  day.
A week later, the same guy stuck his head in the  shop and asked, 'How long
before I can get a haircut? The  barber looked
around the shop and said, 'About an hour and a  half.' The guy left.
The barber turned to his friend and said,  'Hey, Bob, do  me a favor follow
him and see where he  goes.   He keeps asking
how long he has to wait for a haircut, but  he never comes back later.
A little while later, Bob returned to the  shop, laughing hysterically.
The barber asked, 'So, where does he go  when he leaves?'
Bob looked up, wiped the tears from his eyes  and said,
'Your house!'