Jokes: Words you don't hear anymore.
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Words you don't hear anymore.
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10/31/2014 5:04:59 PM
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> > > For the older ones among > us................ > > WORDS YOU DON'T HEAR ANYMORE. > > > Be sure to refill those ice trays. > Quit slamming the screen door when you go > out! > Be sure and pull the windows down when you > leave, it looks like a > shower is coming up. > > > Don't forget to wind the clock before you > go to bed. > Wash your feet before you go to bed, > you've been playing outside all > day barefooted. > > > > You have torn the knees out of that pair > of pants so many times > there is nothing left to put a patch on. > > > > > Don't you go outside with your school > clothes on! > Take that empty bottle to the store with > you so you > won't have to pay a deposit on another > one. > > > Put a dish towel over the cake so the > flies won't get on it. > > Quit jumping on the floor! I have a cake > in the oven and you > are going to make it fall if you don't > quit! > > > There's a dollar in my purse, get 5 > gallons of gas when you go > to town. > Open the back door and see if we can get a > breeze through > here, it’s getting hot. > > > You can walk to the store; it won't hurt > you to get some > exercise. > > > > If you pull that stunt again, I am going > to wear you out! > Don't lose that button; I won't be able to > sew it back on. > > > I'll knock you into next week if you mouth > off to me again! > > Don't sit so close to the TV-you're going > to go blind! > Be sure to leave that bathwater for your > brother to use and > don't use up all of the soap! > > > No! I don't have 10 cents for you to go to > the show. Do you think money > grows on trees? > Eat those turnips, they'll make you big > and strong like your daddy. > That dog is NOT coming in this house! I > don't care how cold it is > out there, dogs don't stay in the house. > > > > Hush your mouth! I don't want to hear > words like Dad Gummit! I'll > wash your mouth out with soap! > It is time for your system to be cleaned > out. I am going to give you a > dose of castor oil tonight. > If you get a spanking in school and I find > out about it, you'll get > another one when you get home. > > > Quit crossing your eyes! They will get > stuck that way! > > > It's: 'Yes Ma'am!' and 'No Ma'am!' to me, > young > man, and don't you forget it! > Hurry up and finish drying the dishes so > we can go > "ketch sum lightnin bugs and pit 'em in a > jar". > Y'all come back now, ya hear. > > I truly regret some of you are so young > that > you missed out on most of these great > memories.!! > >
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