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	Name:	LonghornBoater -
	Subject:	Obama and the psychic
	Date:	11/13/2014 4:58:16 PM

Barack Hussein Obama, after the mid-term elections, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to consult a psychic about the date of his death.

Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she finds the answer:

"You will die on a Jewish holiday."

"Which one?" Obama asks nervously.

"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic. "Whenever you die, it'll be a Jewish holiday."

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Obama and the psychic - LonghornBoater - 11/13/2014 4:58:16 PM

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