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Name:   MAJ USA RET The author of this post is registered as a member - Email Member
Subject:   It's Bush's Fault
Date:   2/3/2015 1:01:47 PM

You and your wife are coming home from an evening out. You have a nice new automobile. She is driving. 

You happen to look over and see that an engine warning light is on. Quickly, you scan the gauges. The temperature gauge indicates an over-heating condition. You direct your wife to pull over to the shoulder. She stops but, does not turn off the engine. 

“Let me take over!” you demand.

She accedes.

You take the driver’s seat… AND DRIVE ON!

The engine loses power… and then seizes.

Turning the key and yelling does not bring life back to the vehicle.

 

It’s your wife’s fault.  She was driving when the warning light came on.

 

- - - LMF Curmudgeon

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Odip$hit's budget - MartiniMan - 2/3/2015 9:22:35 AM
     It's Bush's Fault - MAJ USA RET - 2/3/2015 1:01:47 PM
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