Name:   hub - Subject:   A Blonde's Year in Review Date:   2/14/2015 9:05:14 AM

 January > Took new scarf back to store because it was too tight. > February > Fired from pharmacy job for failing to print labels..... > Helllloooo!!!.......bottles won't fit in printer!!! > March > Got really excited.....finished jigsaw puzzle in 6 months..... > Box said ' 2-4 years!' > April > Trapped on escalator for hours ... > Power went out!!! > May > Tried to make Kool-Aid.....wrong instructions.... > 8 cups of water won't fit into those little packets!!! > June > Tried to go water skiing....... > Couldn't find a lake with a slope. > July > Lost breast stroke swimming competition..... > Learned later that the other swimmers cheated- they used their arms!!! > August > Got locked out of my car in rain storm..... > Darn car filled up with water because convertible top was open. > September > The capital of California is 'C'.....isn't it??? > October > Hate M & M's.....They are so hard to peel. > November > Baked Thanksgiving turkey for 4 1/2 days ... > Instructions said bake 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!! > December > Couldn't call 911. > 'Duh'.....there's no 'eleven' button on the stupid phone!!! > THE BEST BLONDE JOKE OF THE YEAR - SO FAR > A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his attractive blonde female neighbor came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. > She opened it then slammed it shut and Stormed back in the house. > A little later she came out of her house again, went to the mail box and again, opened it, slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house she went. > As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here she came out again, marched to the mail box, opened it and then slammed it closed harder than ever. > Puzzled by her actions the man asked her, 'Is something wrong?' > To which she replied, 'There certainly is!' > > 'My stupid computer keeps saying, 'YOU'VE GOT MAIL!'