Name:   LonghornBoater - Subject:   Navy Humor Date:   3/11/2015 10:46:38 PM

IF YOU ARe OFfeNeD BY MILITARY HUMOR DON'T-- ReAD, JUST DeLeTe THIS
MeSSAGe!!!  THIS IS ReALLY FUNNY. I ReMeMBeR THeM FROM THe  1960 YeARS .
THe MILITARY WAS FUN BACK IN THOSe DAYS.  NOT MUCH MONeY BUT LOTS OF GOOD
FRIeNDS.
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Subject:  Navy Cooks

         

    An admiral visited one of the ships of the line under his command.

     

    While eating breakfast with the crew he was impressed to see the
Naval insignia stamped on every biscuit.

       

    He went to the Chief cook to ask how this feat was done, so it could
be used on other ships under his command.

     

    The Chief replied, "I'd be glad to share that with you, Admiral.
After each biscuit is cut, I just slap it here against my belt buckle which
bears the Navy insignia.

     

    Horrified the Admiral exclaims, "That's very unhygienic!"

     

    The Chief shrugged and replied, "Well, If that's the way you feel,
sir, I suggest you avoid the donuts."