Name:   hub - Subject:   FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD Date:   3/18/2015 11:27:30 AM

FROM THE MOUTH OF A CHILD...YOU NEVER KNOW. > > A teacher is explaining biology to her 3rd grade students. She says, "Human > beings are the only animals that stutter," A little girl raises her hand. > saying,"I had a kitty-cat who stuttered." The teacher, knowing how precious > some of these stories could become, asked the girl to describe the incident. > "Well,'' she began, "I was in the back yard with my kitty and the Rottweiler > that lives next door got a running start and before we knew it, he jumped > over the fence into our yard!" The teacher exclaimed, "That must've been > scary," The little girl said, "It sure was. My kitty raised her back, went > 'Sssss, Sssss, Sssss' and before she could say 'Sh*t,' the Rottweiler ate  her!" The teacher had to leave the room.